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[edit] About

ok tps we get it, you're an amalgamation of people who mostly have a history together based on a dead message board, whom everyone found generally through their interest in music and guitar, and you have evolved slowly and self destructively into this, a collection of individuals feeding a message board which creates and takes memes and survives off both self hate and addiction. All your users have become so embroiled in their personalities that they have all intensified online so much, to create a cartoonish set of schticks, which has slowly generated characters like Tam and LOLRUS, who have no real purpose but to fulfill their online identity. There is no individual who doesn't have a well known schtick, from skitz's semi-rockstar lifestyle, to zippo's nearly embarrassing and humourous post-frat lifestyle. We are nothing, yet we are everything, and we are united through our characters.

[edit] Wiki Links

[edit] Members

Keep the formatting consistent and alphabetical. Use punctuation you fucks! Only add members of TPS. People like Mr. Chill and Xarkzila can be defined in other articles, but should not be in this list.

[edit] 0-9

  • .roach - Deceased by seizure. one of the three original zealots of Camels Eating Garbage. Known for Photoshop work.

[edit] -A-

  • Absent_Luv_Hammer - Canadian. A true Dromedary.
  • aceshigh∆ - doesn't post much at all. dead father. has a pretty kickass band.
  • Achenar* - Gustas tacos y burritos.
  • Aenimatic* - underrated and very attractive.
  • Akeel∆ - A man who every man envies. He taught the Queen of England how to get crunk.
  • Alex∆ - Another contribution of nbabmf. his girlfriend does art.
  • Alvis∆- Went on to better things.
  • american_jesus* - The Virginian Giant.
  • Antinode - Bearded drunkard. see also: druggie
  • anusaurus - One of the Seattle based TPSers.
  • Ariadne - Suicide_al's main squeeze. Suicide_squeeze?
  • Arlo - 14-Year-old dork.
  • Astaroth** - Carpet-chested Cypriot. Completely out of fucking control. Goes around harshing everyone's mellow.
  • Attimus (Scattimus) - Completely detached from normal people's way of thinking. In good cardiovascular health. Argues with beefcakes.
  • Ave_Maria - USMHardC.
  • AzzazzBlast** - The poor man's Attimus. (what an idiot, right?)

[edit] -B-

[edit] -C-

  • crazyjoedavola - wikiless.
  • Cedric - wafer thin dutchman. eats his vegetables.
  • Charnelr0t - master blaster. catch him on tour with his band.
  • Chef - Shitty mod.
  • chodo_baggins - Taint loving midget from another place.
  • coejus - Wit. Cutie pie face. Computer snob but not particularly notable.
  • condenserLOL - Bartender. typical dog eating korean. Cockass (currently condenserWHAT.).

[edit] -D-

[edit] -E-

  • Elbereth - South American lady who marries people off the internet.
  • EmperorNergal - Norway Crew. Lives in USA now. Kills emo kids.
  • epistrat - GODDAMMIT!!! *barf*
  • Essentrik1 - How am I supposed to live without you?
  • EvilisthenewGood - Also known as EvilisthenewWhoracle. The worst TPS has to offer (currently 52pickmeups; still an idiot).

[edit] -F-

  • Ferret - Wop, pizza boy, organ grinder, owner of a psychotic black cat
  • Fetus** - Top Gun. Conservative. Loves cats. misogynist. Claims to be not a Republican.
  • Fjord - Loves white people most.
  • Fuzzyclam - Resident Injun (currently therealclam).
  • Faceglazer - Sure as SHIT doesn't roll on Shabbos

[edit] -G-

  • gibson_goth_lp - Kurt Cobain Loving Homo.
  • GirlInSocks - another trashy Canadian broad
  • Glueman* - Typical TPS Weirdo.
  • Gnarly Davidson∆ - Human pin cushion.
  • GRANKOR∆ - Likes to annoy
  • Gretchy* - Butthead
  • gsus - unhealthy and unfunny obsession with azzazz
  • Guitarmageddon - The board's only welsh member. Therefore likes sheep.
  • GuitarSamm - TPS's long running black guy, but obviously wasn't since he's known for his outstanding animations and photoshops.
  • gruvis - Generally unnoticed.
  • Gumshoe - Thin. Hipster. Pretends not to like girls. Possibly a homosexual.

[edit] -H-

  • Hambeast_President**∆-simply a hambeast,name raped from YM_President. Left after the yayay/pinks scared her fatass off.
  • heatherplayslax - a nonpink YMer, commonly mistaken as heatherplayssax, amongst other things (currently tarheelther).
  • Hetjr - major cowboy sellout. brings nothing to the table.
  • Highly Refined Pirate - digs fatties.
  • hotpaws - Controlled bitch. Sleeps on the floor.

[edit] -I-

  • iLLogiCaL∆ - Tall and lanky ex vballer, noob musician.
  • indierockdoesnt - Nameraped to EmoDoesRock, seeks refuge on TPS when he fails at life
  • iron_killers - silly indian man who greatly enjoys fantasy baseball.
  • Izzy∆ - South Carolinian ruffian. His family used to own slaves. Soft spot for Psycho and bitched out when she got called out.

[edit] -J-

  • Jiggleben - Listens to Tom Leykis who once beat his woman with a yule log. Not the delicious snack food. The actual fireplace wood.
  • JimmyPage122 - Has a hot sister. He's pretty doable too.
  • Jinkobah* - popular yet ever-so-slightly effeminate member known for his many tps meetups and acoustic, antifolk/prog-tinged music.
  • joeshred - crazy asian that has come through rapics. got pr0n?
  • JosephFA - Áåñïëàòíîå ñêà÷èâàíèå ôàéëîâ ñ sms4file.com è vip-file.com
  • jomark_dave - Thinks he knows his shit about music. It turns out, he couldn't play classical guitar worth a damn.

[edit] -K-

  • kelley - annoying pin cushion with poor dental hygeine and variable breast size.
  • Kelly - MrBojangles528's beesnest. cutie. Pretzel Fucker [citation needed]
  • King - beefcake. formerly known as ranger4ever. escaped from boot camp like Jean Claude Van Damme's character escaped from Foreign Legion in "Lionheart".
  • Kos - TPS E-channel correspondent
  • Koslack - Jew acting like a jew.

[edit] -L-

  • Larry_lalonde**- He built this road by cutting through mountains and eliminating the curves. Zzzzzzzzzz!
  • Lerxs - COCK FISTING THE WORLD, ONE TWAT AT A TIME
  • litwallchmerk - Secretly likes Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • livejamie∆ - n00b
  • loathsome - Formerly known as meinhold, but that's history. Well known for his awesome gay colors.
  • LOLRUS - CAPS LOCK NIGGA
  • lord_guitar - Loves to get fucked up and listens to black metal
  • Lysandus - Likes to complain about not being popular.

[edit] -M-

[edit] -N-

  • Nacho - Is better than you
  • nailed∆ - Once-prominent member forced into obscurity by retarded newbs.
  • Natas - Posted pics of his wife's flange as she gave birth.
  • nbabmf - smiter of ex-girlfriends. knowledgeable beefcake. builds a mean stack.
  • None - See Azzazz.
  • nein - designer NOT artist.

[edit] -O-

  • oddman - Even with the MOLESTER mustache, he's Brazilian, not Mexican.
  • ogunhe - aka "parietal" in the days of misc. Lurker from The Bahamas and keeper of HUGE fuckall secrets.
  • Oranges∆ - Lovely raving damaged goods.
  • outlawTorn - mormon. brews beer and is an epic adventurer of the american west.

[edit] -P-

  • Pasturnak - Long history of n00bness dating back to misc. Good taste in music though.
  • Pat3001** - Slightly unstable, but widely misunderstood.
  • PatchworkMan - Diet Jomark. Loved by few, ignored by many, hated by Lerxs.
  • PeaceMongerer* - lame as hell. was a mod for some reason.
  • Pierce∆ - big on loafing.
  • PinkBentley - underaged cutie #1 <3.
  • PinkHarley - underaged cutie #2 <3. Total slut.
  • Pliers - Not at all unpleasant, but may have Tourette's.
  • poop_on_you - yet another creepy asian
  • Popeholden - fucking pussy. can't quit cigs.
  • PringleWheelz∆ - Crazy, in a cool way
  • progrocker877 - jewish. apparently likes prog.
  • Promethea∆ - n00b
  • Psycho∆ - LONG history of drama queenery and ugliness (her whole life, actually). Permaband for endangering her own child. Really ought to be medicated.

[edit] -Q-

[edit] -R-

  • Randor∆ - Dashiki wearing mod who flies under the radar.
  • rearviewmirror - drunk comics
  • Recaro - the golden god, on par with achilles, who done rid the world of psycho.
  • Reemus - The loveable northern Brit
  • Rhoadsisgod∆ - has to take a shit.
  • Rickfan∆ - Synonymous to Virgin. Left TPS after claiming to have been devirginized.
  • rippedjeans*∆ - is bored right now. creeped away by Nacho
  • Rnegafan - Easy-going, has a life & a wife.
  • Rubberneck462***** - Pillow biter. Not gay, just holds a passionate hatred for all things soft and fluffy.
  • runes* - art/beer/environment/canada/etc snob. ginger
  • Rust In Peace* - narcissistic ugly ginger (currently olives)

[edit] -S-

[edit] -T-

[edit] -U-

[edit] -V-

  • Vintersemestre** - METALHEAD. draws band logos, occassionally accused of being Shcherbakov. CURRENTLY POSING AS "Dysmenorrhea" FROM YTMND.COM
  • v00d00 - a sparkling wiggle.

[edit] -W-

  • Wurf∆ - The bist dam postr at tis gid fersekin plece!!!!!!!!!!
  • WhutUPWithU - Enjoys a good mustache ride
  • wingnut∆ - big sense of humor. big chin. big everything else, too.
  • WolfgangVonPosersmash - most ballinest ever. jake's roommate. internet forum superstar

[edit] -X-

[edit] -Y-

  • YAYAY - THE (supposed)TPS MILF. everyone loves her. TOTALLY INTO ANAL.
  • YGH - a wise sage. No drooling this time guys...

[edit] -Z-

  • Zetsu - Self proclaimed "King of The Trailer Park"
  • zippo - our father, who art a square jawed homo, terrible be thy name. thy vengeance be wreaked on earth as it is on the internet. beefcake with tumorous quadriceps.
  • Zombie2473 - TUBEular

name* - virgin
name** - virgin for life
name∆ - current where-abouts unknown

[edit] TPS Staff

These people are whiny cunts that hate helping people.

[edit] Wiki Staff

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